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| User: | nekidwhiteboy (777566)  when it is this cold
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| Name: | The Great Harlot who sits on many waters | ||||
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| Location: | Portland, Oregon, United States | ||||
| Birthdate: | 1979-04-12 | ||||
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| AOL IM: |  donnygotback (Add Buddy, Send Message) | ||||
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| Bio: | Hi. My name is Donny, and I will kill a bitch. In general. I'm a short, stout, loud-mouthed, hairy, scary, sweaty, horny, friendly little guy from the deep south who has a genuine interest in people, their lives, and their habits. I have kind of a real big ego, but I swear my heart's in the right place. No, seriously, just under the surface I'm always thinking ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR, MY NAME IS A HOLY NAME, GIMME ALL YOUR LOVIN OR I WILL KILL YOU- I'm also sincere to a fault. If you want a good idea of what I'm like, go to some astrology website (astro.com works) and read the description of an Aries. After that, read the description of a Leo. Finally, read the description of a Libra, but pay less attention to that one. The overall impression you're left with is probably in the right ball-park...unless you're a stupid bitch, in which case, kill yourself. I had this dream once where I was on the $100,000 pyramid and Helen Keller was my partner. She totally would not respond to any of my clues. I basically was like OH MY FUCKING GOD ANSWER OR SAY SOMETHING YOU STUPID BITCH WHAT THE FUCK I WANT $100,000 WORK WITH ME YA FUCKIN CUNT- and so on. It was really frustrating. I woke up all pissed off, but I had a huge boner, so...what the fuck, you know? Seriously. I'm too smart for my own good and yet too stupid to make any good come of it, and it's highly unlikely that I will ever evolve into something more than the ridiculously intuitive overly critical scary sweaty naked slut that I am. So don't count on me someday "maturing" into an agreement with all your ignunt-ass viewpoints. I'm a huge fuckin faggot, but feel a lot of the time like the gay scene in any city (and I don't care if it's bears, drag queens, leather-men, tweakers, whatever; at this point they all just blend in my head anyway) is kind of like a fuckin cracked-out broadway musical based on and in a bathhouse designed by a team consisting of Grace Jones, Anna Nicole Smith and M.C. Escher (but with escalators instead of stairs) with an all-singing-all-fucking-all-barfing cast of emotionally-crippled douchebags starring me...so...obviously I've got one hell of a love/hate relationship with it. When I'm not naked and horny (which is rare, actually) I do a whole lot of shit that I find to be really significant and interesting and multifaceted, but I ain't about to go into detail about all that in here. If you want to know more about my "career" or "hobbies" or "interests", ask me when your dick is in my mouth; I'm sure I'll come up with some real good answers then. Or if you don't have a dick, you can just read my livejournal; anytime anything fancy happens to me I'm probably gonna fuckin write about it. I'm here doing this because I want to meet people; I want to find friends. Except usually, the ones who really matter always seem to find me. So HERE I AM, YA STUPID CUNTS. Random hookups with hot guys make me happy. Meaningful emotional bonds make me happy. Nachos make me happy, and good spellers make my dick hard. In any case, if you think you want a piece, talk to me! I talk back. | ||||
| Memories:: | 5 entries | ||||
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | ||||
| Interests: | 128: CAPSLOCK, a new car!, absurd racial stereotypes, advanced faggotry, aimee mann, alliance of miami, always wearing boots, anna swirszczynska, ass right away, ass to mouth, beans and rice and hi-ho cakes, being crafty, being loved, being petted, big booty bitches, bipolar histrionic drag queens, black eyes, blaxploitation, bloody noses, brooke shields in a tiny jar, butt-piracy, catholic schoolgirls with knives, centipedes?? in my vagina??, cockpunching republicans, condoleezza, courtney love, debauchery, dolly parton, dorothy parker, douching at the speed of light, drag queens falling down stairs, drinkin whiskey with dykes, e. e. cummings, ecoterrorism, empty buildings, expressive faces, fatty-fat-fat, feral mariah carey, flannery o'connor, fried chicken during sex, fucking your dad, fucking caution in the butt, gay cowboys eating pudding, geeks with big dicks, gender role derailment, getting in fights, getting stabby, getting suspended for your interests, gloves and gum, hairy forearms, happy monsters, happy rhodes, hardcore ass pounding, hating radiohead, hating the beatles, hating the decemberists, hating your shit, heath herring, henry rollins, histrionic hussies having hissy fits, hot guys with mullets, hot naked jews, i can has cheezburger, i has a flavor, i hate marti, insightful monsters, internets, jemima's witnesses, jewboys, jock straps, john waters, la virgen de guadalupe, laurie anderson, legendary cocaine addicts, locating the thithorth, lookin batshit-crazy in all my pictures, loving myself, making fun of my ex-boyfriends, margaret atwood, margot kidder, martha graham, meryn cadell, miss rhonda, monkeyboys, my furry belly, nary, nina simone, not answering the phone, not being a bear or a cub, nothing pleases me, occasionally morphing into grace jones, pam grier pursing her lips, patty griffin, physical violence, piss in my ass, pizzicato five, pls douche, pointer sisters, postgraduate-level faggotry, pot roasted beefs, pow! right in the pussy!, real west coast insincerity, reciprovagigurgitation, retarded conspiracy theories, rufus wainwright, ruining everything for everyone ever, sad monsters, semen-fueled tilda swintons, sex without condoms, shaking babies, shaved heads, shirley q liquor, stevie nicks' coke habit, stina nordenstam, straight razors, sudden unexpected drag, talking shit, tallulah bankhead, the lovely kathleen, the whore of babylon, thithorth, tiny monkeys, tonya harding, urinal peeking, vagigurgitation, weave derailment, wilfred brimley and his diabeatis, your pussy stole christmas again | ||||
| Schools: | Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom Bussey Middle School - Garland, TX (1992 - 1993) North Garland High School - Garland, TX (1993 - 1997) University of North Texas - Denton, TX (1997) Richland Community College - Dallas, TX (1998) | ||||
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| Member of: | 10: cock_talk, cockworship, paidmembers, people_of_aries, santa_jlo, show_your_cock, show_your_cum, the_gloryhole, webcamboys, whateverfaggot | ||||
| Account type: | Paid Account | ||||
